Land Cruiser

Yes, the seemingly out-of-control child is mine. I honestly think he has the widest skiing stance I have ever seen outside of international downhill ski competition. If you can't understand what he's saying, he's yelling "on the left" as he careens down the hill. Notice, he's really not on anyones left, he's on their right. We'll have to have a little chat about that. Don't worry, if you are ever in his way he will let you know.

Since I let Lander play hooky from school, he thought I was cool enough to ride the lift with him

Knackered